Genesis 3
“Oh that’s just great. That’s real helpful. By all means, feel free to criticize. I admit it, it’s not my best work. I was running short on time so I…
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Genesis 2
“I’m glad I wrote this down because I’m never going to remember all of these names. Let’s see…there were…what did we call those…giraffes? Bears. Those offal tossing beasts…what did we…
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Numbers 19, Genesis 1 & 2
And so, with 38 years to kill, Moses sits down around the campfire and begins to unwind a tale about the God who has delivered them from Egypt. The narratives…
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Numbers 16
“Well…I’ll be darned, little bro. I gotta hand it to you. Baldy ain’t gonna be buggin’ us no more or beatin’ at our door trying to attain to the priesthood.”…
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Numbers 13
“So he says to me, ‘Watch out for giants in the earth.’” “What do you mean…like the novel?” “That’s what I said. But he says, ‘No, I mean…real giants.’” “What,…
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Numbers 11
“Ahh, let ‘em wait. As soon as I go back on duty, it’s just gonna be the same old thing. Complain about this. Whine about that. We want meat. We…
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Exodus 33B
This is what you call clerical overkill…literally. Where two or three clerics are gathered in my name, there are one or two too many. The Levites step up to the…
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Exodus 33
“This? Oh, these are the ten commandments, still smokin’-hot from thefinger of God by which they were cut. And if you look a little more closelyyou’ll see that it says…
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Exodus 20
“No, I’m not saying that I am disappointed. I just thought it would be bigger. I guess I’m glad that he sent us the pocket edition, because I was not…
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Exodus 18
“Wait yer turn! Wait yer turn! Boy, I tell ya, everybody’s got a beef around here about somethin’. This guy says that his neighbor killed his dog. That guy back…