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  • Exodus 17

    “Oh…oh…oh…look, fellas! There he goes again. Moses has his stick up. You know what that means, boys! Fight like the dickens. Charge! And remember, when he gets tired and drops…

  • Exodus 15

    “Well, I guess that settles it. We’re not going back to Egypt any time soon. Boy, that Moses sure knows how to burn bridges.” People make a big to-do over…

  • Exodus 12

    “OK, listen, Herschel. Three things. First off, Tut-notinkommen is right–you don’t start a paintin’ job 30 minutes before sundown. That’s just stupid. Ya got no good light. Secondly, and here…

  • Exodus 7-11

    “Well, you keep saying that, Moses, but I really don’t believe you. I don’t think that you do have anything up your sleeve. I don’t even believe that you have…

  • Exodus 3-6

    “Why should I hire you?” “You shouldn’t.” “What qualifications do you have?” “None.” “How can you help our company?” “I can’t.” “You’re hired!“ “Dang it!” Moses doesn’t want the job,…

  • Exodus 3

    “And after you went over to talk to the bush, what did it tell you?” “It told me to take off my shoes.” “Why do you suppose the bush wanted…

  • Exodus 2b

    Moses’ complicated early history transforms him into a troubled youth; passionate in his crusade against injustice and yet terribly violent in his attempts to rectify such problems. Moses, full of…

  • Exodus 2a

    “I wish you kids wouldn’t look at me like that. What choice do I have? “Yes, I remember the soap-box racer I built for your brother Dwayne, God rest his…

  • Exodus 1

    “I’ll tell ya what I got in mind; a couple more years of this grunt work, and then I’m gonna Stricklands out on my own. Maybe open a little coffee…